The Healthy Blog from Chirohealth

This is the blog of The Chirohealth Clinic in Scunthorpe. The Chirohealth Clinic is a team of chiropractors who help the people of North Lincolnshire with much more than just back pain and neck pain.

We're passionate about health and empower our patients to take control of theirs. Health will never come from a bottle of pills, or be written on a prescription. Health only comes from adding the right choices into your life.

All of the things that interest us can be found in these posts.


Monday 20 April 2020

TOP 7 WAYS TO GET COVID-19




It’s all about creating a hospitable environment for the virus and Id like to share my top tips…

1.    Eat highly processed foods, lots of cakes, sweets and chocolates and swill it down with lots of alcohol. Do not eat any fresh fruit, vegetables or cook for yourself. You will gain some weight and your malnourished body will welcome the virus with open (chubby) arms!

2.    Don’t get your spine adjusted. Reduce nerve flow to your immune system because you want your overall body function to be as compromised as possible.


3.    Read as much as you can about COVID-19 in order to increase your stress hormones such as cortisol. This is a great way to suppress immune function.

4.    Expose yourself to hazardous chemicals, including: 

·         Pesticides on your food
·         Parabens, synthetic colours, Phthalates, Triclosan, Sodium lauryl sulfate (SLS) / Sodium laureth sulfate (SLES) and Formaldehyde in your beauty products
·         Volatile organic compounds (VOCs) in air fresheners
·         Phthalates, Perchloroethylene, Quarternary Ammonium Compounds, 2-Butoxyethanol, Chlorine and ammonia in your cleaning products

5.    Stay up late binging on Netflix and never go to sleep before midnight. It’s OK, you don’t have work tomorrow!

6.    AVOID Joe Wicks morning exercise or any other form of exercise at all costs because it has been shown to boost immunity. We’d recommend slobbing on the sofa every day instead.

7.    DO NOT go outside in to the sunlight. The vitamin D you’ll produce will not create a hospitable environment for the virus.

Obviously this is a little tongue in cheek, with an important message for us all. Never before has there been so much sickness in the history of humankind, yet we have more drugs and surgery than ever before.

Something has to change.

We have to change.

Spencer and myself have been promoting healthy lifestyle advice that’s logical for humans to thrive for many years.

If you’d like to know more about living a healthy lifestyle and what humans require to be healthy, then follow our groups on Facebook or get your copy of Spencer’s book Naturalogy.


Be well

Julia
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